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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Hipsters Can’t Compete with Mormon Style
“It’s hard to compete with the Mormon’s on-point, top-of-mind branding,” relates lead hipster pastor/sk8ter boi emeritus Thad Wilkins of Rock Life Center.
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Biden announces Gandalf as Physician to the President
President elect Joe Biden has just announced his pick for the post of Physician to the President (also known as The White House Doctor)….
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Gavin Newsom solves California’s prison overcrowding with this one quick trick!
We at the Cee exclusively reveal Gavin Newsom’s transgender inmates law was a secret plan to solve California’s prison overcrowding…
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KFC “A recipe for seduction” Film to be broadcast in Churches globally
We at the Cee give you 7 reasons why your church should show “A Recipe for Seduction”, a lifetime kfc mini-movie instead of having a sermon.
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Pope canonizes teen as Patron Saint of Pwning Noobs
Following two confirmed video game miracles, Pope Francis announced Billy Prilli will be canonized as the patron saint of pwning noobs.
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‘Tis the COVID Season: Best Entertainment Bets 2020
Wondering what to do this COVID Christmas? Well have no fear because the Cee is here with the best socially distanced seasonal entertainment.
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In a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant, Salty Cee Writer Interviews Himself
An exclusive interview with one of our reporters, The Lonely Rogue.Yes, that’s right, we are interviewing ourselves!
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CDC recommends wearing capes to protect against asteroids
“We won’t rest until the probability of being killed by an asteroid is zero,” said a CDC spokesperson, “That’s why we’re asking people to wear a cape.”
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Announcement: The final countdown of the Cee begins…
All good things come to an end, except God (phew!) and the Cee is getting ready to hang up its hat…
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Local Church changes coffee ministry to comply with doctrinal statement
Mr. Robert Lookatme, Barista Emeritus at Last Baptist Church, describes his biblical coffees, including the cold reward, the cup of wrath and the Spue-thee.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
