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Man accused of being trans-careerist
You chose to become a fireman ten years ago when you were 8, to change your career now would lead to risk of psychological trauma…
read morePlanned Parenthood Poultry Promo Pulled!
Planned Parenthood’s Poultry Promo, which gave a free Thanksgiving turkey to every abortion recipient, has been pulled after complaints from PETA.
read moreBlack Friday officially renamed Black Lives Matter Friday
“There’s a natural synergy between the BLM protests and Black Friday as this is the closest many citizens will get to rioting and looting stores!”
read moreTurkey’s thanksgiving COVID plot exposed!
“It appears that a number of CDC officials had received payments from turkeys to prevent thanksgiving from taking place,” said an FBI spokesman.
read moreScam Caller gets racially abused – complains to Human Rights Commission – gets $25k payout!
When Joe received a call saying the “main internet server was down” from “Jack”, a man with a thick Indian accent he knew there would be trouble…
read moreChristian disappointed after asking God to bless his burger
Poor Gary never expected the grace before his meal of “God bless this food to my body” to turn out like it did…
read moreChristians use POLKAs to carry out the Great Commission!
A Midwestern church pastor is using POLKAs to help reach the lost. “What could be better than loving your neighbour with accordion music playing?”
read moreShock as Christian considers dating outside their denomination!
A local church is reeling after one of its members committed the strange, deviant act of considering dating someone of another denomination!
read moreDr Fauci dramatic conversion after seeing the UV light!
Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion about the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus on the road to Damascus!
read moreCatholic Attendants SHOCKED to learn Churches were Socially Distanced
“We’ve been social distancing? I don’t believe it,” says Robert Maxwell, a regular at St. Paul “It looks exactly the same as services did before…”
read moreThe Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.