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Girl Scouts create new “cowardice” merit badge
The Girls Scouts of America, announced a new merit badge for “Cowardice” to memorialize the removal of the tweet honoring Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
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110% of Michigan voters convinced election was fair
“I don’t understand why Trump doesn’t just concede,” says Jim one of the 110% of Michigan voters who supported Biden, “It’s clear he lost fairly, it’s time to move on.”
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God is on the throne, however American Christians worried about which one…
“God is on the Throne!” is said by Christians as a declaration that no matter what is going on in the world, God is still in control. But which throne is it?
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American Christians refuse rapture until election result called
“Imagine trying to enjoy eternity with the constant nagging worry of who won the 2020 election?” stated one Pastor who deferred his rapture.
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Joe Biden gains Pentecostal vote after speaking in tongues!
With this US presidential election being a "matter of life or death", every vote counts (and some count even twice) and none more so than the Christian voter block. With Christians are divided over which of Trump and Biden is God's chosen vessel, ...
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Christian Socially Distances on Halloween, Thousands Get Saved
Thousands have converted to Christianity, thanks to the efforts of one man bravely refusing to answer the door to trick-or-treaters on Halloween!
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Americans shocked to discover third party – before voting the same as last time
Americans all over America were shocked to discover that there wa a third name on the 2020 election ballot. Will it change their vote? Not really.
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Calvinist triggered by US presidential election
Calvinists found the Trump and Biden presidential debates a perfect illustration of total depravity, but things changed when they received their ballot.
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10 Ways to stop talking to that Christian guy you met on Bumble
Too often Christian woman have to fend off advances from unsuitable men. So we at the Cee present this handy list of how to lose them fast…
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Dodgers ready to keep tradition of blowing it in the MLB playoffs
After their win against the Rays, the Los Angeles Dodgers released a statement to assure their fans they are still planning to blow it in the playoffs.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
