We confess we’re tempted to say “it’s private” as that would be funny.
Sadly the law takes a dim view of our humor.
So what better way to make you feel that your data is safe than showing you an image of someone hacking our website?
And why are all the stock images for hackers male? That’s a bit sexist if you ask me.
Anyway we digress.
We’re not clever enough to collect personal information from you through this website – though I’m sure that would be really cool if we could.
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.